Peter S. Conway on the Loose! by unknownfile at 10:54 AM EDT on April 10, 2006
I got bored in English class today and started sketching some sketches of me being about ten times taller than I am now. I gradually expanded one of the sketches into the story below. I might continue this later.
Peter S. Conway Terrorizes Tokyo
TOKYO ? Yesterday, a large rumbling was detected. Professor Sumu Gai (pronounced: ?some guy?) and his team of researchers got on this right away. Schools were evacuated for the student?s safety. Manga artists immediately put down their pens. And Americans continued to ruin the environment.
Then out of nowhere, into the streets came the huge figure of Peter S. Conway, a result of a nuclear experiment gone wrong. He said, in English, ?Hello! How is everyone doing today?? The residents fled in horror because they could not understand English and/or loathed the United States, where Conway is not actually from anyways. Conway then requested, ?Does anyone have an ice tea??
It was then that the helicopters arrived. ?Do you have any ice tea?? asked Conway, to which the choppers kindly responded with a missile fired at Conway?s?well, let?s not go there. After screaming in extreme pain, Conway fled into the Pacific Ocean. About an hour later, Conway was sighted by Adam Gashlin, who was shipwrecked when the S. S. Hit crashed into God?s foot, which He was washing at the time. Gashlin commented, ?I think this guy is an ass. He asked me for an ice tea, and I said, ?This is a frickin? lifeboat, do you think I have ice teas in here??? He then took out an ice tea onboard his lifeboat and said, ?What an ass??
Conway, who was affected by a nuclear experiment while visiting the local porn shop, is currently 80 feet high and counting.