Lies!!! I've been using that as my closing statement since I got on the internet back in 1996. I'd say it's more likely that this thread was meant to die, and I was simply trying something out.
Also, this isn't the oldest thread. See its number, 10? This (# 1) is the oldest thread. However, this thread (# 10) is probably the oldest thread without a reply. Mouser X over and out.
You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older. And now you're even older. And now you're even older. You're older than you've ever been, and now you're even older. And now you're older still.
No, damnit, you're doing it all wrong! You're supposed to take the stick and HIT the box... REALLY REALLY HARD... until you feel dizzy. That's when you know you've traveled through time.