SUCK by unknownfile at 7:22 PM EDT on October 21, 2005
this was recorded on 10/21/2005 in channel #jj2 on quakenet. I posted it here for no reason whatsoever other than the fact that it amused me quite a bit.
[22:56] *** SUCK has joined #jj2. [22:56] SUCK: ! [22:57] SUCK: i [22:57] MaGoo`: woah how did you do that [22:57] SUCK: O.o [22:57] SUCK: dunno [22:57] SUCK: amazing [22:57] SUCK: i [22:57] SUCK: I [22:57] SUCK: bore [22:58] SUCK: ED [22:58] UNKNOWNFILE: HI SUCK YOU SUCK [22:58] SUCK: SUCKSUCK [22:58] *** SUCK is ~irsaiidd@72.9.239.178 ([476244aa] #JJ2 Web User) [22:58] *** SUCK is on: #jj2 [22:58] *** SUCK is using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server [22:58] *** End of /WHOIS. [22:58] SUCK: SUck [22:58] UNKNOWNFILE: AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE SUCKS [22:58] SUCK: FUCK TEH SUCK [22:58] SUCK: MY NAME! [22:59] SUCK: LOL SUCK [22:59] UNKNOWNFILE: tickbot killweb SUCK [22:59] *** -Tickbot- You must be an operator in #jj2 to access this command. [22:59] SUCK: d [22:59] UNKNOWNFILE: (I wish) [22:59] SUCK: u [22:59] SUCK: tickbot genderchange [22:59] Monolith: SUCK, please only use one line at a time [23:00] SUCK: OmGZ [23:00] SUCK: ho hum [23:00] UNKNOWNFILE: tickbot jabber [23:00] Tickbot: next year must stay inside.. bastards i am on the internet world cup? please only use one line at a time 2.5 million or so people here) the day was ruined after that game ball over the keeper at one point [23:01] SUCK: the day was ruined [23:01] SUCK: tickbot jabber [23:01] Tickbot: been interesting of people live in your area? soccer before, actually. got unlucky [23:01] SUCK: eh [23:01] SUCK: more [23:01] SUCK: tickbot jabber [23:01] Tickbot: LOL SUCK the 1.6 is non whites ;D or so I heard make out at the end of that game probably jews, apparently interesting while we make out during the world cup [23:01] MaGoo`: enough [23:01] SUCK: k [23:01] SUCK: someone say a funny word [23:02] UNKNOWNFILE: taco [23:02] SUCK: 8\10 [23:02] MaGoo`: moist [23:02] SUCK: 7\10 [23:02] MaGoo`: you suck [23:02] UNKNOWNFILE: fish [23:03] SUCK: duh [23:03] SUCK: 5\10 [23:03] SUCK: squish [23:03] UNKNOWNFILE: "nucular" weapons [23:03] SUCK: eh [23:03] SUCK: -0\10 [23:03] UNKNOWNFILE: suck [23:04] UNKNOWNFILE: you suck ;p [23:04] SUCK: HAHA SO FUNNY LOLZ!!!!1 [23:04] SUCK: file a fish dish [23:04] SUCK: *fan* [23:04] SUCK: *cheers [23:04] * UNKNOWNFILE kicks SUCK in the balls [23:04] SUCK: SUCK KEEPS HIS BALLS IN HIS POCKET [23:05] SUCK: SO THEY IS PROTECTES [23:05] SUCK: BOL [23:05] SUCK: sigh [23:05] MaGoo`: ok bye [23:05] *** MaGoo` has signed off IRC (Quit: reg ;)). [23:06] SUCK: may i do a tickbot_jabber? [23:06] *** DESUCK has joined #jj2. [23:06] SUCK: tickbot desuck SUCK [23:06] *** SUCK is now known as UNSUCK. [23:06] UNSUCK: tickbot jabber [23:06] Tickbot: i am perverted I'm glad you were pissed off. one of the best women's soccer teams [23:06] SpazticandLC: well this is fun [23:06] DESUCK: YOU SUCK [23:07] UNSUCK: SUCK [23:07] Monolith: indeed, ella [23:07] DESUCK: YOU TEH SUCK. [23:07] UNKNOWNFILE: ok stfu [23:07] UNSUCK: I TEH SUCK OMG LOL [23:07] DESUCK: NO [23:07] UNKNOWNFILE: you suck desuck [23:07] DESUCK: SO DO YOU [23:07] UNSUCK: snorez [23:07] DESUCK: UNSUCK SUCKS [23:08] UNSUCK: sucksuck [23:08] DESUCK: THIS IS A SUCK ZONE [23:08] UNSUCK: may i eat your taco? [23:08] DESUCK: WHOS [23:08] UNSUCK: Suck Zone Act I [23:08] UNSUCK: unknowfiles [23:09] DESUCK: NO I WANT HIS TACO [23:09] UNKNOWNFILE: AGH NOOO [23:09] UNSUCK: *gravbs toca [23:09] * DESUCK steals taco [23:09] UNSUCK: eat the toca [23:09] UNKNOWNFILE: NOO MY PRECIOUS TACO [23:09] UNSUCK: I HAVE TOCA [23:09] *** LarK` has joined #jj2. [23:10] DESUCK: I HAVE THE TACO [23:10] UNSUCK: WELCOME TO SUCK ZONE [23:10] SpazticandLC: LARK [23:10] UNKNOWNFILE: hi lark. [23:10] UNSUCK: ACT i [23:10] DESUCK: LARK SUX [23:10] UNSUCK: omg [23:10] LarK`: HI.....:O [23:10] SpazticandLC: welcome to sucksville [23:10] UNSUCK: YOU LIKE TACO? [23:10] DESUCK: ++TACOS [23:10] UNSUCK: ++taco [23:11] UNSUCK: and toca [23:11] *** hcs has joined #jj2. [23:11] UNKNOWNFILE: hello Adam. [23:11] hcs: yo [23:11] DESUCK: YOU SUCK LOLZ [23:11] UNSUCK: BOLZ [23:11] hcs: 'k [23:11] DESUCK: TACOS [23:11] UNSUCK: !!! [23:12] DESUCK: WE ALL LIVE IN A SUCKY SUBMARINE [23:12] UNSUCK: THIS IS A FINE EXAMPLE OF RANDOM INSANITY [23:12] *** hcs is now known as RESUCK. [23:12] *** DESUCK is ~iefrhopi@72.9.239.178 ([40e783f4] YOU SUCK LAWLZ) [23:12] *** DESUCK is on: #jj2 [23:12] *** DESUCK is using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server [23:12] *** End of /WHOIS. [23:12] UNSUCK: SUCK [23:12] RESUCK: ain't it, though? [23:12] DESUCK: I LIKE SUCK [23:12] RESUCK: DOH, FORGOT ALL CAPS [23:12] * UNKNOWNFILE falls out of his chair [23:12] UNSUCK: OMG I STARTED A TREND! YAY [23:12] UNSUCK: are you dead [23:13] DESUCK: SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK SUCK ALL THE WAY [23:13] DESUCK: OH WHAT SUCK IT IS TO SUCK IN A ONE SUCK OPEN SUCK [23:13] UNSUCK: what do we do when we get there>? [23:13] DESUCK: HEY [23:13] DESUCK: WE EAT TACOS [23:13] DESUCK: AND TACOS RULE [23:13] UNSUCK: How much fuck would a woodfuck fuck if a woodfuck could fuck wood? [23:14] UNSUCK: or suck [23:14] DESUCK: A LOT LAWLZ [23:14] UNSUCK: Our science teacher made us smell boiling cabbage today. [23:14] UNSUCK: To bad it wasn't taco. [23:14] DESUCK: TACO! [23:14] DESUCK: LAWLZ I LOVE TACOS [23:14] UNSUCK: GAAAAH! [23:15] UNSUCK: tickbot ban taco [23:15] * DESUCK PASSES TACOS AROUND TO UNSUCK AND RESUCK [23:15] UNKNOWNFILE: tickbot jabber [23:15] Tickbot: WE EAT TACOS Or not smell boiling cabbage today. first round its for a good reason. EAT TACOS *cheers you suck #razzarena [23:15] Blackraptor: who the hell are all these people? [23:16] DESUCK: TACOS RULE [23:16] UNSUCK: sucky people [23:16] UNKNOWNFILE: Resuck is hcs [23:16] UNSUCK: we is the suck force [23:16] RESUCK: yo [23:16] DESUCK: ++SUCK [23:16] Blackraptor: oh ok [23:16] Blackraptor: who is hcs? [23:16] UNSUCK: ha [23:16] UNKNOWNFILE: http://www.halleyscometsoftware.com [23:16] RESUCK: I am unknowable [23:16] UNKNOWNFILE: He's the usf guy. [23:16] DESUCK: SUCKS [23:16] DESUCK: USF < TACOS [23:17] RESUCK: TACOS < TACOS^2 [23:17] UNSUCK: George Bush < Tacos [23:17] DESUCK: GEORGE BUSH IS A TARD [23:17] UNSUCK: *Turd [23:17] DESUCK: AND TACOS ARE RUX [23:17] DESUCK: AND SO ARE FISH [23:18] UNSUCK: "Luke, I am my own father." [23:18] UNSUCK: *hillbilly [23:18] DESUCK: tickbot rsg * [is] v u [23:18] * Tickbot is impregnating Foxfulness [23:18] Monolith: :O [23:18] DESUCK: WE ALL SUCK XD [23:18] *** UNSUCK is ~irsaiidd@72.9.239.178 ([476244aa] #JJ2 Web User) [23:18] *** UNSUCK is on: #jj2 [23:18] *** UNSUCK is using *.quakenet.org QuakeNet IRC Server [23:18] *** End of /WHOIS. [23:18] UNSUCK: SOMEONE HAD BETTER SAY FUNNY THING NOW! [23:19] DESUCK: RELIGION AND POLITICS ARE LIKE HUMANS AND CRACK [23:19] DESUCK: IF ONE IS INJECTED INTO THE OTHER IT FUCKS THINGS UP [23:19] UNSUCK: uh. [23:19] UNSUCK: That's more of a truth [23:19] UNSUCK: than a funny.' [23:20] DESUCK: Indeed it is! [23:20] DESUCK: SPAM MODE IS BACK ON [23:20] DESUCK: SUCK SUCK SUCK [23:20] UNSUCK: tickbot jabber [23:20] Tickbot: the suck force *cheers the day was ruined LIKE HUMANS AND CRACK THEY IS PROTECTES SUCK [23:20] UNSUCK: I;m protected [23:20] UNSUCK: tickbot make freaky sex with DESUCK [23:21] UNSUCK: darm [23:21] DESUCK: I OPENS #SUCK-FORCE [23:21] *** UNSUCK is now known as SuperSuck. [23:21] SuperSuck: hail me [23:21] DESUCK: OK [23:21] DESUCK: *hails* [23:21] SuperSuck: pizza [23:21] SuperSuck: get me it [23:22] SuperSuck: now [23:22] * DESUCK gets pizza, beer, burritos, and tacos. [23:22] DESUCK: pick one. [23:22] SuperSuck: Yes. [23:22] DESUCK: or all four. [23:22] SuperSuck: I choose Dennis. [23:22] UNKNOWNFILE: OK, this is just getting annoying [23:22] SuperSuck: yes [23:22] UNKNOWNFILE: !cockvote SuperSuck [23:22] iCeD|Away: [Kickvote] UNKNOWNFILE has initiated a kickvote on SuperSuck. Type !vote yes or !vote no to vote. [23:22] iCeD|Away: [Kickvote] Voting will last for 1min. A minumum of 3 YES votes is required. [23:22] *** -iCeD|Away- [Kickvote] You have automatically voted yes, and do not need to use the !vote command. [23:22] DESUCK: !vote no [23:23] SuperSuck: !vote yes [23:23] DESUCK: HAHA FOO YOU CANT VOTE FOR YOURSELF [23:23] SuperSuck: oh well [23:23] iCeD|Away: [Kickvote] 15secs left to vote. [23:23] *** DESUCK has signed off IRC (Quit: THIS SUCKS AND IM BORED). [23:23] Blackraptor: !vote yes [23:23] SuperSuck: lets talk about politics [23:23] iCeD|Away: [Kickvote] Vote failed (not enough yes votes). [23:23] iCeD|Away: [Kickvote] Script will be deactivated for 10mins. [23:23] Blackraptor: gg [23:23] UNKNOWNFILE: george bush teh sucks [23:23] UNKNOWNFILE: and he knows it [23:24] SuperSuck: he suck his mom [23:24] UNKNOWNFILE: monobot hail supersuck [23:24] Monobot: What do you mean 'hail supersuck'? [23:24] SuperSuck: monobot eat taco [23:24] * Monobot eats SuperSuck [23:24] SuperSuck: ~ [23:25] SuperSuck: thats a Suck molacule [23:25] UNKNOWNFILE: SuperSuck: Two guys come into a bar. One is called /exit, the other is called /quit. If /exit leaves, then who is left? [23:25] SuperSuck: not DOS [23:25] SuperSuck: God [23:26] LarK`: oh well, this channel hasnt gotten any better since the last time i came here. see you around. [23:26] SuperSuck: 3 dollars. [23:26] *** LarK` has signed off IRC (Quit: Look over there!). [23:26] SuperSuck: *looks* [23:26] SuperSuck: Monobot become a girl [23:26] Monobot: What do you mean 'become a girl'? [23:26] UNKNOWNFILE: monobot cow [23:26] Monobot: Moo. [23:26] SuperSuck: YOU KNOW *NUDGE* [23:27] SuperSuck: monobot tickbot [23:27] Monobot: A fancy random number generator.. with special parts that's all. [23:27] UNKNOWNFILE: monobot barf [23:27] Monobot: Yea ok whatever.. [23:27] Blackraptor: ...cya [23:27] SuperSuck: idle [23:27] *** Blackraptor has left #jj2. [23:27] UNKNOWNFILE: monobot be usefl [23:27] Monobot: Unable to comply. [23:28] SuperSuck: monobot Darth Vader [23:28] SuperSuck: monobot kill [23:28] Monobot: It is not my place to kill. [23:28] SuperSuck: do it [23:28] SuperSuck: monobot do it [23:28] Monobot: ... [23:28] SuperSuck: monobot take crap [23:28] Monobot: No. [23:28] SuperSuck: yes [23:28] UNKNOWNFILE: tickbot rsg u [likes to hang out near] v n[s]. [23:28] Tickbot: Monobot likes to hang out near making babies with chain smokers. [23:28] *** SuperSuck has signed off IRC (Quit: omg my head asplode).
This reminds me of a time where a guy randomly entered and started arguing with the client. I can't remember it that well and am currently searching for it.
I am not insane. I am not mistaken. He was arguing with the message that said '<name> has joined the conversation'.