Furries are satanists by unknownfile at 2:06 PM EST on March 8, 2006
Let me copy and paste these lines from #usf...

(19:00:29) <UFBot> satan is a humanoid animal, which means he is a furry
(19:00:51) <UFBot> in turn, that means that all furries are satanists

In case you don't know what a furry is, allow me to borrow *coughSTEALcough* this entry from the not always accurate Encyclopedia Dramatica:

If furries were dudes who like hardbodied 19-year-old girls in bunny suits, there'd be no need for an article here. Furries are, in fact, the opposite: people who are out to ruin the fun of wearing costumes for sex for everyone.

This is what happens when kids are raised by television cartoons, constantly told to play with talking teddy bears, or excessively roleplay the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles RPG. The furry subculture can also be viewed as the product of an unholy miscegenation of hick and nerd culture, much like HIV is thought to have developed as a result of humans fucking chimpanzees. The circumstantial evidence for this view is strong in that furry culture has strong elements of animal fucking, a popular hick pastime, and significant links to anime, a staple of nerd civilization.

Furries are disturbing due to the intricate, full-body suits?known as fursuits?every furry will eventually build one and most will only have sex with them on, often while using tickling furshampoo. Furry artwork tends to species-blend and be overtly sexual. Furries claim to be born the way they are, like fags, but they're actually just delusional and chose to be furry to fit in with someone, as every other subculture has rejected them. packetgrinder theorizes most furries are simply run-of-the-mill fags who are too grotesque to convince others have anal sex with them unless their flabby zit-covered bodies are completely cloaked in a 50/50 cotton-poly tiger costume.


A bit overly accurate if you ask me. Except for them being homosexual.

This has been an informative message from your local UNKNOWNFILE.
by Josh W at 5:07 PM EST on March 8, 2006
...right
by MooglyGuy at 7:10 PM EST on March 8, 2006
Accurate? That's interesting. I always considered myself to be a furry because I just think moogles're cool - I don't even own any kind of moogle costume (except for an earhat). Guess I must not be one, then.
by hcs at 8:25 PM EST on March 8, 2006
And I've always considered UF an ass because of stuff like this...
by Lunar at 12:35 AM EST on March 9, 2006
Thread=win.
by MooglyGuy at 2:52 PM EST on March 9, 2006
To be fair, since he's only 13 or 14, he's still passing through that phase where you really don't know what the hell you're talking about 99% of the time, on account of the fact that you're too young yet to form your own opinions or do a little research, and as such form all of your opinions off of what Something Awful, MTV, and The Encyclopedia Dramatica (something that's pretty fucking far from an unbiased source). I've seen it happen on forums everywhere.
by Tiberious at 7:12 AM EST on March 13, 2006
I had a whole debunking post planned out and mostly typed, but then I figured 'why bother?'...

You're obviously too far gone in your views that anything we have to say won't make a difference.


Tiberious (Oh noes! teh FURRY!)
by unknownfile at 9:19 AM EST on March 13, 2006
Heh.

This whole thing apparently spawned from incidents relating to another community, in which 19-year-old people were keeping a game intended for 4-year-olds alive.
by Prokopis at 9:59 AM EST on March 13, 2006
If you really thought you shouldn't bother, you wouldn't've taken the time to type up a reply at all. Instead, IMO you probably just decided posting it would accredit UKF's views (if that's what they are) to a valid level, such that they'd warranted a rebuttal. In short, you, sirs, cheated yourselves out of looking machewrr on teh w1Nterwebs!!

In all seriousness though, if you folks believe he's such a pop-culture-media swayed, uninformed young man, why don't you just clue him in the errors of his views? I mean, how's he supposed to learn the truth (or your truth, whatever), if older people that are supposed to know more on what he's talking about won't "set the record straight"? If you made a thread and ranted way off base about ripping USFs, I bet he'd be the first in line to school you on what's what, right?

Now let's see those insightful furry responses :p.

edited 3:00 PM EST March 13, 2006
by Lunar at 11:31 AM EST on March 13, 2006
The thing about furries is th- oh wait no one cares.
It's YOU! by Yoshinkeru at 12:38 PM EST on March 13, 2006
Tiberous! It's me, Yoshinkeru! Remember? (Pity there's no PMing in this forum.) I'm still waiting for that Chaos SoundFont bank you promised me! (That was you, right?)
by BazzatManBowlin at 1:54 PM EST on March 13, 2006
Heh, reminds me of that furry-related episode on CSI.
by Vague Rant at 8:32 PM EST on March 15, 2006
Yes, yes, it is a pity.


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