LIVE SVAJKLUBB by unknownfile at 8:11 PM EDT on August 6, 2006
I suggest earplugs before listening to this 40 minute concert from the Svajklubb in Stockholm, Sweden.
Here's some commentary on this from Mouser_X, hcs and anewuser.
(09:23:50) <anewuser> http://www.fun-in-the-murky.com/Audio/TSR/tsr_und_tunnan_-_live_svajklubb.mp3 (09:23:54) <anewuser> (hello) (09:24:01) <anewuser> 40 min long, though (09:30:36) * JoshW (n=JoshW@CPE-2032086937.bal.ncable.net.au) Quit (Read error: 110 (Connection timed out)) (09:36:38) * Vague_Rant (i=opera@wikipedia/vague-rant) has left #usf (09:48:38) * Mouser_X (n=mouser_x@67.110.120.159.ptr.us.xo.net) Quit (Read error: 60 (Operation timed out)) (09:55:58) * Mouser_X3 (n=mouser_x@67.110.120.159.ptr.us.xo.net) has joined #usf (09:56:10) * Mouser_X3 is now known as Mouser_X (10:09:04) <hcs> I keep typing metadata as "meatdata" (10:09:24) <Mouser_X> Sounds like a borgish term... (10:09:33) <Mouser_X> And, it's making me hungry... (10:09:36) <Mouser_X> :( (10:11:03) <hcs> I had breakfast at Burger King (10:11:25) <hcs> "Wake up with the King" is a disturbing but hilarious marketing campaign. (10:11:28) <Mouser_X> They hav a pretty good menu. (10:11:48) <Mouser_X> Though, I'd like to try Arby's. (10:11:54) <hcs> "egg and cheese and... egg and cheese" (10:12:04) <Mouser_X> Not many Arby's around here have a breakfast menu. (10:12:07) <hcs> or was it meat and cheese? (10:12:24) <Mouser_X> One of my favorites was Jack in the Box. (10:12:42) <Mouser_X> Great menu, great slection, great food, great price. (10:12:48) <Mouser_X> *selection (10:12:58) <Mouser_X> Terrible for your health... (10:13:31) <hcs> I think I saw one of those in California, we don't have them out East (10:13:42) <Mouser_X> Actually, you do. (10:13:47) <hcs> oh? (10:13:48) <Mouser_X> There's one in South Caronina. (10:13:55) <Mouser_X> *Carolina (10:13:56) <hcs> fine, northeast (10:14:01) <Mouser_X> :P (10:14:26) <Mouser_X> Well, I don't know of any out hre e, actually. (10:14:30) <Mouser_X> *here (10:14:43) <Mouser_X> I've only eaten at the ones in South Caronina. (10:14:49) <Mouser_X> BAh! (10:15:01) <Mouser_X> *Carolina (10:19:05) * Mouser_X is downloading Tales of Legendia because it contains ADX files. (10:19:13) <Mouser_X> Hopefully, it's worth the effort. (10:30:03) <anewuser> Uptime: 2 hours 40 minutes 57 seconds (10:30:42) * anewuser (i=default_@201.248.36.56) Quit (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer)) (10:31:18) * anewuser (i=default_@201.248.36.56) has joined #usf (10:33:31) <Mouser_X> Uptime: 17 hours 35 minutes 33 seconds (10:33:35) <Mouser_X> Record Uptime: 2d 16h 17m 37s set on Sun Jun 18 10:51:10 2006 (10:33:45) <Mouser_X> Welcome back. (10:33:49) <anewuser> ty (10:33:59) <anewuser> the plugin just crashed (10:34:12) <Mouser_X> For mIRC? (10:34:16) <anewuser> yes. (10:34:20) <Mouser_X> Geez... (10:34:27) <anewuser> CPU: Intel Pentium 4, 2.26 GHz, 512 KB (100% Load) (10:34:39) <anewuser> OS: Windows Millenium 4.90 (Build #3000) CPU: Intel Pentium 4 , 2.26 GHz, 512KB Video: Intel(R) 82865G Graphics Controller (1024x768x32bpp 60hz) Sound: SoundMAX Digital Audio Memory: Used: 238/239MB Uptime: 2h 45m 33s HD: Free: 5.46 GB/20.58 GB Connection: DAVICOM PCI Fast Ethernet Based Adapter @ 100.0 Mbps (Rec: 121.34MB Sent: 166.14MB) (10:35:03) <anewuser> Record Uptime: 2h 45m 58s set on Tue Aug 01 10:50:33 2006 (10:35:19) <anewuser> hmmm, it gets resetted (10:39:23) <Mouser_X> playing: "tsr und tunnan - live svajklubb" [192kbps][44kHz][Stereo] (10:39:35) <Mouser_X> So far, this is far from what I was hoping for... (10:41:44) <anewuser> good or bad (10:42:06) <anewuser> (last 4 minutes sucks big time, btw skip over it) (10:42:08) <Mouser_X> Well, I'm listening to it, in the hope that it gets better. (10:42:14) <anewuser> lol (10:42:38) <anewuser> fast forward to the last 4 minutes then (10:42:45) <anewuser> you will see what's bad (10:42:50) <anewuser> hehe (10:43:02) <Mouser_X> :( (10:43:09) <Mouser_X> I'll wait. (10:44:01) * ChanServ sets mode: +o hcs (10:44:11) * hcs changes topic to 'Ultra64 Sound Format | USF Main: http://hcs64.com/usf/ | HCS Forums: http://hcs64.com/mboard/forum.php5 | now with live svajklubb' (10:44:16) <Mouser_X> The last 4 minutes have got to be absolutely ear bleedingly bad... (10:44:38) <Mouser_X> If what I'm hearin now is good, that is. (10:45:07) * anewuser nods (10:45:13) <anewuser> http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3813067855347605241 lol (10:45:24) <anewuser> (man, I'm slacking off big time) (10:45:56) <Mouser_X> Saddly, it doesn't sound any better sped up... (10:46:04) <Mouser_X> Though, it does get over faster. (10:46:19) <Mouser_X> And no, it's not a pitch increase, just sped up. (10:47:25) <Mouser_X> Okay, I have to asmit, it's bad enough, that it's slightly funny. (10:47:30) <Mouser_X> *admit (10:47:35) <@hcs> so, Tales of Legendia, bad music? (10:47:44) <Mouser_X> No. (10:47:51) <Mouser_X> playing: "tsr und tunnan - live svajklubb" [192kbps][44kHz][Stereo] (10:47:57) <Mouser_X> That's what's bad. (10:48:03) <@hcs> oooh (10:48:08) <Mouser_X> It's not from ToL (10:48:11) <@hcs> i thought it was a file from ToL (10:48:13) <@hcs> doh (10:48:29) <Mouser_X> No, I['m only 13% done with ToL. (10:48:36) <Mouser_X> *I'm (10:51:38) <anewuser> hcs, some random music (dance and electronica with voice) I found online (10:51:54) <Mouser_X> This is considered dance? (10:51:55) <anewuser> musically, I like it. Vocally, x.x (10:52:04) <Mouser_X> For what, dead ppeople? (10:52:04) <anewuser> apparently (10:52:23) <anewuser> what type of music does it sound to you (besides being bad music) (10:52:35) <Mouser_X> Noise. (10:52:41) <Mouser_X> With a beat (10:53:00) <Mouser_X> No offense to your music taset, or anything, of course. (10:53:09) <Mouser_X> *taste (10:53:16) <anewuser> haha (10:53:47) <anewuser> I listen to everything. (10:54:07) <anewuser> Salsa, merengue, reggeton, rock, electronika, dance, midi, vgm (10:54:18) <anewuser> back, scarlatti, beethoven (10:54:25) <anewuser> everything (10:54:27) <Mouser_X> OOO! Have you listened to any Country rap? (10:54:33) <anewuser> :/ (10:54:38) <Mouser_X> Or, does that even exist? (10:54:43) <anewuser> does that *even* exists? (10:54:58) <anewuser> rap, I have. (10:55:02) <anewuser> Country, too. (10:55:09) <Mouser_X> But no Country rap? (10:55:14) <anewuser> but a mixture of both :S (10:55:23) <anewuser> I guess not (10:55:41) * anewuser listen to some daft punk right now (10:55:42) <Mouser_X> Just wondered. (10:55:55) <Mouser_X> I've heard that Country + rap = crap. (10:56:03) <anewuser> lol (10:56:06) <Mouser_X> I used to listen to Daft Punk. (10:56:09) <@hcs> a have rap + Pachabell's Canon (10:56:25) <anewuser> pachabell's canon? (not familiar with that) (10:56:44) <Mouser_X> It's a classical piece of music. (10:56:46) <@hcs> it's a classical tune which you're probably heard (10:57:09) <Mouser_X> I prefer Pachebell's Ganon. (10:57:20) <Mouser_X> Or however it's spelled. (10:57:29) <Mouser_X> It's on OC ReMix (10:57:36) <Mouser_X> I think it's by DJ Pretzel. (10:57:48) <@hcs> yep (10:59:31) <anewuser> heh (10:59:52) <anewuser> hmmm, don't use opera for bittorrents...it will crash with time (11:00:10) <Mouser_X> Thanks for the info. (11:00:34) <@hcs> I am currently using azuereus to get the Gedo no Senki OST (11:00:49) * Mouser_X uses ｵTorrent. (11:01:33) <Mouser_X> Based on the tests I did, BitTornado is the best, followed by ｵTorrent. (11:01:48) <Mouser_X> Though, Azereus was pretty good as well. (11:02:16) * anewuser uses utorrent (11:02:30) <anewuser> lousy opera can't download .torrent files properly (11:02:51) <Mouser_X> anewuser: Based on what I've so far, you seem to have been a little off when you said the last 4 minutes were bad... (11:02:53) <anewuser> it thinks it's going to download (I just want the torrent, and let utorrent do the job) (11:02:53) <Mouser_X> Like, about 3 zeros off. (11:03:05) <Mouser_X> So, say about 40:00 (11:03:12) <anewuser> haha (11:03:21) <anewuser> you went to all of it? (11:03:36) <Mouser_X> So far, yes. (11:03:45) <anewuser> you masochist! (11:03:47) <Mouser_X> As I said though, I listened to it at an increased speed. (11:04:47) <Mouser_X> Wow.... (11:04:52) <Mouser_X> You were right... (11:05:07) <Mouser_X> The last 4 minutes are really really relly bad... (11:05:11) <Mouser_X> *really (11:06:33) <Mouser_X> What did they do to get some of these recordings? Torrture a poor cat? (11:06:46) <Mouser_X> These vocals are crap. (11:07:29) <anewuser> and that was actually performed (11:07:31) <Mouser_X> playing: "Arc the Lad - Anger" [2kbps][44kHz][Stereo] (11:07:43) <Mouser_X> SO MUCH BETTER!!! (11:08:08) <anewuser> haha! (11:08:29) <Mouser_X> playing: "The Wingless - Sigma Seven -- The Trinity Effect" [160kbps][44kHz][Stereo] (11:08:35) <Mouser_X> I deleted taht TSR file. (11:08:39) <Mouser_X> *that (11:09:54) <Mouser_X> Seriously, who could actually stomach that terrible performance? (11:09:59) <Mouser_X> I would have waked out... (11:10:04) <Mouser_X> *waklked (11:10:17) <Mouser_X> Unless, for some reason, I thought it might get better (11:10:22) <Mouser_X> Which was the case here. (11:10:34) <anewuser> depends on your musical taste (11:10:54) <anewuser> again, musically, I like it. Vocally, x.x (11:10:56) <Mouser_X> ... (11:11:00) <Mouser_X> I guess. (11:11:34) <Mouser_X> On the positive side, you like chiptunes, so you're okay. (11:12:09) <Mouser_X> But, don't expect me to seriously consider your other musical suggestions... (11:12:20) <Mouser_X> I might listen anyway though... (11:12:31) <Mouser_X> I doubt there's anything that could be much worse than that. (11:12:35) <anewuser> haha (11:12:44) <anewuser> oh! you just wait (11:12:59) <anewuser> tons of *bad* suggestions for your listening torture (11:13:03) <anewuser> err (11:13:06) <anewuser> *pleasure (11:13:11) <Mouser_X> :P
by unknownfile at 6:50 PM EDT on September 22, 2006
Live Svajklubb fake lyrics OMG!
(TANSEN MIT DAS SEXY RUMPA)
AY, AY Socks burny early ENTERTAIN ME Doesn't make a sexy rootball Swingin' down and ball a float Fifty two and nineteen arrows S'minor, but I looky looky here Doesn't make a sexy rootball Swingin' down and ball a float Fifty two and nineteen arrows S'minor, but I looky looky here
*bad guitar solo*
Entertain feet Doesn't make a sexy rootball Swingin' down and ball a float Fifty two and nineteen arrows S'minor, but I looky gooky here Doesn't make a sexy rootball Swingin' down and ball a float COMEHERE BOY! Nicer, nicer, nicer nicer, S'minor, but I gooky coup of y'r ear
Yah.....
(OTTO15.XM)
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
(MUSTARD N GUNS)
*garble from tsr guys* Mustard and guuuuuuuuuy! Ah, check this out! Lah lah lah LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH lah lah lah lah lah lah lah lah blah blah Lah lah lah, lah lahl lahlalalhalha Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaap
*more bad guitar solo*
Aye!
*yet more bad guitar playing*
*TSR garble*
ENTERTAIN! YEAH! COME HERE! YEAH! OK!
*man, that guitar playing sucks ass*
Mwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Mustard n guns!
(LET THE BASSKICK / JAG AR FLINTS)
Darl, I, uh, lost some hater. Jack are flintless! Let the basskick! Yoga dickless when you startin' to die! Yoga dickless and you fuck a doggie! Jack are dickless when he fuck retarded! Yoga dickless when on top of your feet! Yarghyargh!
Y'all are dickless, and ya fuck that dog again Y'all are dickless, yeah, blah, Sweden! Toss King 'Gainst a Wolf!
Chug a witness when torn and knife a fee. Y'all are dimwits, yeah, well, Sweden! Yoga dickless, and ya fuck that dog again! Yall are flintless.... ok, I'm on top of a hipiss!
(FINSKA ZIGENEREN)
*burp* OHHHHHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH You comin' with Chris on topic das music? We comin' in, and Istanbul them, and feet on the feet!
Ostrich dessoir! Hey there, run away! This is terrible, shut up!
Mustard with yenta, get pistoled, and love his dad Love a town off of the Miiiiinderhaaaaaaaaaaauf Choissar min berg, many yacht and burned, do your Finland and be a villager Musttard with yenta, many fucked... your dog! Woof, ya bargembla, yeah, what's that smell?
Trussed up with yenta!
(DANSA ERA SVIN)
(Due to its repetitity I have decided not to fakitize this song. It sounds like "Bouncer with a sweep".)
(MASTURBATING IN THE NIGHT)
I have to take my potter in the water. I have to fuck the hymen, and this themesong!
Wake up to the club. Here ya gotta keep up. Fuck 'em titties, look her in the eyes. Everyone that spies, put your member in the ass. Where are you now? Masturbating in the night. In the night. In the night. In the night. In the night. In the night. (x 3)
Wake up to the club, wake up to the club. Masturbating... masturbaating... All night. All night. All night. All night. All night. All night. In the niiiiiight. In the night. ASS HIIIIIIIIIIIM!
Boy hair, we are terrible hater!
To those listening, it isn't so terrible, is it?
Wake up to the club. Here ya gotta keep up. Fuck 'em titties, look her in the eyes. Everyone that spies, put your member in the ass. Where are you now? Masturbating in the night. In the night. In the night. In the night. In the night. In the night.
Dansa (x 6)
AND I LOITER HERE TER!!!!!!!!!!!!1
COSSACK DANCING TERRIER! COSSACK DANCING TERRIER!
(COSSACK DANCING TERRIER)
Cocksucking Dancing Terrier here ter near ter here ter.. Cossack dancing terrier! Yeeeeeah!
You see him driving down the street, in his big armored holler jeep? Shiny golden rods and diamond grill, to the bastard up the hill! He looks so sharp in his white coochie boots, he never had trouble getting laid. He got lots of hairs on his chest, eighty carat shape for the muscle in effect! Don't be too fast or we'll drive merrier! Don't be too fast, crush a mom for a man! Don't be too fast or our feet will clash! Don't be too fast, Cossack Dancing Terrier! Maybe there's room for you in his back seat, he'll make you sweat his engine feet! When he come you will hear him roar, you can be his lady, you be his whore! At night you see him outside the pub, he parks his car and go to the bar! What foot guard right there right now? Russian coffee, yarr, march die masorsassadsad. Don't be too fast or we'll drive merrier! Don't be too fast, crush a mom for a man! Don't be too fast or our feet will clash! Don't be too fast, Cossack Dancing Terrier! Don't be too fast, don't be too fast, don't be too fast or our feet will crash. Make coffee with Gash!
(DA HETEMENOB ITCH)
This is 4 minutes of shit. Despite what Mouser says, this is MUCH worse than the last four minutes. So skip it.
(SHOVE THIS MIKE UP YOUR ASS)
Well, France detatch, you'd better look out! Is no pain in here? Well, you're gonna sleep here in this concert, dancin' in the field, hahahahahahahaha! Yes sir! Convert here, and there's a lot on the brain!
And plural, and lot of heater, and lot of water!
IVAN: Ah... ASS! TUNNAN: That'll work! IVAN: Shove this mike up your ass! TUNNAN: I used to shove this mike up your ass!
Up your ass, up your ass! Shove this mike up your ass, up your ass! Come here! Shove this mike, shove this mike. Shove this mike up your ass, come here boy!
*random grunting and guitar*
Shove this mike up your ass! Up your ass! Up your ass! Up your ass! Shove this mike up your ass! Up your ass! Up your ass! Shove this mike, shove this mike, up your ass! Shove this mike, shove this mike, up your ass! Shove this mike, shove this mike, up your ass! Shove this mike, shove this mike, up your ass! Up your ass, up your ass, up your ass, up your ass. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass. Shove this mike up your ass.
(BAJS I BASTUN (Bonus track))
Rather than falsify its lyrics I will give you the translation to see how crappy the song is (no pun intended):
Okay, we'll do an extra number then, which is quite unexpected and completely unplanned! It's an old classic, which is called "Poo in the sauna", come on!
One day when the carrot and I were going to the sauna all day there was poo on the floor and the ceiling there were poo spread all over the walls there was shit everywhere we slipped! we fell! we slipped on the shit!! we fell into the shit it smelled like shit all day the swimmng house was full of shit we slipped the swimmng house was full of shit TO SHIIIIIIIIT shit heh-heh
Thanks to Grytolle for the translation.
by unknownfile at 5:18 PM EDT on September 24, 2006
Dass Sexy Rumpa lyrics (in Swedish/Fake German)
(17:17:20) UNKNOWNFILE: Tansen mit dass sexy rumpa (17:17:32) UNKNOWNFILE: Swingen deine ballefjong (17:17:44) UNKNOWNFILE: Vitten jugend nicen anus (17:17:57) UNKNOWNFILE: Seine hangpatten looking gut, jaaaaaah!
Scientific study finds Live Svajklubb to be funny by unknownfile at 4:47 PM EDT on September 27, 2006