If it HAD! baggy deceit adrenal antioch gold gunmen invite sheik balsam mucosa trough soothe titan initiate goa profusion catatonic camelot contralateral maddox corey lid detain adrian derange compleat bergen prefabricate bale incursion percept gannett hyperbolic global juke perimeter tempt thistledown malicious keep shoe invariant earthmen crust refutation standard sickle climatic whinny hypocritic dig barnes toe lousy woodpeck divine I know how that sounds � "Bosh,�Geoffrey had said, trying to smile.
Annie had become a goddess, a thing that was half woman and half Lawnboy, a weird female centaur. "And if you didn't, Paul Sheldon, who did? "She looked at him with sallow, sunken contempt. "He nodded toward the hall. That's how come I'm able to maintain homes in both New York and L. He could calculate her rage, but there was something in this new expression which was as opaque as it was childish. He had been aware of dryness in his mouth and throat for a long time, but now it began to seem more urgent. disambiguate brickbat swamp decal rosebud cornet cite promiscuity fulcrum phonic happenstance pitilessly fay tuscaloosa alan deviate uremia depletion differentiate aeolus commodious fogarty tattle newspapermen endomorphism pacemake exist sunset bladder crystallite jet infeasible hanson blown legitimate drizzly eightfold desegregate cognac
Some of it makes sense...Sorta
edited 1:25 AM EDT April 5, 2006
Rofl. Assignment to demonstrate the one in a thousand chance case where wanton spam can be amusing: proven!!lll
her, now; and sure enough I found her stopping her ears again,
to making no charge at all, I expressed my acknowledgements on good-bye, Barkis, said my aunt, and take care of yourself. I am
who was such a dear girl, and who would wait for Traddles ominous into our counsels in the afternoon; but our only decided conclusion
Uriah, without lifting his eyes from the ground, shuffled across futile by the umbrellas hopping on again, like an immense bird,
she knowd as the old boat warnt round that next pint in the bay here, at odd times. Theres been a genlmn too. Both of em
Miss Wickfield, said Mr. Micawber, now turning red, is, as she any person in the neighbourhood who might have been observing him,
make a jest of myself, them, and everything? If I do so, for the - a - detestable - serpent - HEEP. Ill partake of no ones
to put upon her; and I knowd that, once found, she would walk place, I suppose; but at all events went away on his horse, looking
attained, my course is run. Bless you, bless you. Some future minute, not even when the colony was all afore us, and we was new
believe, is sometimes difficult to obtain in that portion of our Will you desert the old boat, Mr. Peggotty? I gently interposed.
murmuring verses- and recalling, I suppose, the ancient days when arm, and hurried away. On deck, I took leave of poor Mrs.
I move for the addition of the above line in the HCS forum titles list. Yes.
PS: Oooh, Markovian chains; convo's getting serious :o!
(Translation: I have a 200 kb/s cable connection and 50 GB worth of data to spare. However this thing isn't dedicated yet.)
Screaming every five seconds "UNCLEAN!"?
Who's dropping random bits of his skin off?
Some poor guy with leprosy.
YAY FOR HCS! Take all the speed!
edited 5:17 PM EDT April 8, 2006
Also I just had a OMG moment. My web hosting just gave me (yet) another free account upgrade O_O
I now have 75GB of space...
and 600GB of monthly transfer.
I just don't get it... I mean my bandwidth requirements are gradually increasing, but they were nowhere near the previous limit. ANYway...
However, use of the webserver just slows my LAN down.
Oh, and look for my MIDIs on the site. That's right, they're hosting MIDIs from VGMusic.com, and I've submitted my own sequences of GameBoy Camera Simple, but I had to start somewhere.) on there, so be on the lookout for those.
Foregone Destruction
Incidently I don't get why a person pretending to be a stereotypical Mexican is funny... although it did make me laugh... I must just be strange
Someone please tell me what the fuck a goog is.
I will say though, that the first few episodes were genuinely funny. The main character's luck is so bad, that he is accidently taken into space, where he is then attacked by space-pirates. The ship he's on trys to randomly "jump" away, but the space-pirates know the algorithm that the ship uses to generate the jump coordinates, so the pirates follow them to the new location. Not knowing what else to do, the captian of the ship (for reasons I either didn't catch, didn't make sense, or don't remember) tells the main character to randomly enter new coordinates into the computer for the next jump. He does so, and ends up in a completely unrelated space-pirate ambush. This happens continues to happen until they have at least 100 pirates chasing them down. Finally, they end up in another huge pirate raid. However, this one was a trap for the pirates (just not the pirates that were chasing the character's ship). So, they jump into the scene with at least 100 pirates on their tail. So, the space cops, police, or whatever they're called in this Anime, end up having the biggest success in capturing pirates in years. It was so successful in fact, that the police hire the main character into the force, because his luck is so bad that he attracts pirates to him. They end up using the main character as their bait to catch more pirates.
Well, after typing it, it probably doesn't sound quite as funny as it was to watch. If you, for some reason, do decide to watch it, I recommend you don't watch anymore than 3 or 4 episodes. It only goes downhill from there. Then again, I watched a poor fan translation, so maybe a professional translation would be better. I know there was a USA release of GXP. I saw in my local "Software Ect." Which honestly really really surprised me. I never expected it to get a stateside release. I thought it was terrible.
And that's my experience with poorly translated Anime. Rather funny overall, but it certainly did cause a headache. Mouser X over and out.
This next image was taken off a Lupin III DVD lying around somewhere. I personally think that Japan should stop trying to teach English and start teaching Chinese because one day the 1.5 billion Chinese population will suddenly find out that they are now running the world and not a bunch of... (ahem) sorry, I got into "political ranting mode".
And last but not least, one from Porco Rosso:
(Subtitle times will do just fine.)
132
00:10:04,399 --> 00:10:05,889
What the hell you talking about!
133
00:10:06,601 --> 00:10:07,590
You guys don't understand anything.
134
00:10:08,104 --> 00:10:10,003
I asked whether you feel ashamed or not.
135
00:10:10,706 --> 00:10:13,003
Aren't you ashamed of being helped by Curtis,
the American?
136
00:10:13,708 --> 00:10:15,403
If your mother heard of that,
she would cry,
137
00:10:15,912 --> 00:10:17,105
and don't even take a shower.
edited 12:48 AM EDT April 15, 2006
e.g. This
PS Finished this yesterday night
The intro recaps the previous episode, so the translations are a bit different. The file for 184 reads
whereas the 183 file reads
Now for the better part:
Enel (translated here as Alino) tells Luffy to keep his dental devices to himself.
Sanji comments on how Nami is putting off her shirt till later. (He's just commenting that she isn't wearing a shirt. Usopp then proceeds to yell at him.)
Usopp, you horny bastard.
I never skip the intros unless I'm running short on time.
+++ edit so I dont need to start a new post +++
I went on the Arlong Park forums' discussion of One Piece, only to be met with THIS
Not only is it badly redrawn but it doesn't have Luffy suffering as bad a fate.. I mean, he's just wrapped around the damn thing. In the original it makes more sense because...
edited 11:02 PM EDT April 15, 2006
I've got one of these coming in the mail, for donating to Spells & Whistles, which is a great comic.
(Webgame & 3D game finished and submitted)
Soon I might actually get my life back O_O
Here's my finished web game... it has a couple of bugs left in it, but they are mainly aesthetic. (or due to not knowing enough java)
I'm intending to put my 3D game on my site soonish.. I need o get the rest of my courseworks, and also my exams out the way first.
We then went to the student union and now I'm feeling a teency bit drunk.
Oh yeah, big fcuk you's go out to people who wear those dumb fcuk shirts. They can go fcuk themselves.
Also, yay for people running Neon64:
Anyway, I have been trying to sort out my website(s) while I've got some time... and, unfortunately this means files have moved around! so...
HCS: You will have to update your links to the CDEU to point to this location: http://poke.projectinfinity.org.uk/cdeu.php
since my site is now situated at: poke.projectinfinity.org.uk
Because I've launched my new site at: www.projectinfinity.org.uk
@Yoshinkeru: This is a great idea. :D I'll have to remember that. XD
edited 1:01 PM EDT May 30, 2006
While I was offline, I freed up enough drive space to re-install WinXP. Unfourtunatly, this means I need to rebuild my settings (and my hardrive structure) to get things where I'd like them to be. Because my drive is being rebuilt, I have about 12-15gb of duplicated data that I need to sort through. Hopefully I'll be able to clean it out, and get things in a manageable manner quickly.
On a side note, Raxco Perfect Disk (a disk defragmenter tool) isn't working for me. It says that it's unable to mount my computer. Anyone happen to have any suggestions on who to fix this? If I can use Raxco, it's much more efficient and clean than using the MS provided disk defragger. Like as in, it can actually defrag your drive before Windows boots up, enabling it to defrag system files. Also, it inteligently defrags the drive, moving the commonly used files to the fastest area of the disk, and the less frequently used files to hte edges and slower areas of the disk. And, unlike the MS defragger, it moves the empty/freespace to the end of the drive, instead of leaving it scattered about and inbetween files, like the MS defragger does. This helps keep fragmnting down when you add new files. Any help would be appreciated. However, considering this is a message board mainly dealing with USFs and other similar things, I don't expect to get much help here. But I also figure it won't hurt to ask either.
Anyway, that's why I've been so quiet lately. Mouser X over and out.
Just for kicks, I thought I'd mention Narbacular Drop here. It's a very short game, but with the potential for lots of fun. You can find it here. After you've given this game a look, take a look at this. The guys who made Narbacular Drop are the same guys who made "Portal." Apparently, they were hired on the spot, when they showed their game.
If you decided not to look at Narbacular Drop, at least take a look at the video I posted. Once you've watched that, I suggest you give Narbacular Drop a second thought. Again, while the game is short, it has a lot of potential for some very interesting "physics breaking" ideas. And, if the game does bore you, you can find a level editor (or tools, I should say) in their downloads section. If the instructions they provide are inadequate, try these. They simplify the process for those who would like to try this out.
Oh, and one last thing. For some reason, some of the levels don't load all of the objects properly. If this happens, simply restart the level. It should work that time (I wish I had known this. I spent 10 minutes looking for a turtle, and finally dived into the lava just to see what would happen). Hope you enjoy this fun and inovative (though short) game. Mouser X over and out.
This particular code is to help fix the game's online cooperative play.
void CBlubberfishDlg::OnCoopfix()
{
// Coopfix for Blubberfish
// Uses jazz.h by J2NSM (Jam, Grytolle and NeoBeo)
// Code is (C) 2006 Peter S. Conway
// certifiedunknownfile@gmail.com
// Inits and stuff
static int coopfixenabled;
static int version;
static int gametype;
static int online;
Jazz2 j2;
// this function only works with 1.23
version = j2.Version();
if (version == 9) {
j2.TSFEcho("|[BF] Sorry, this hack doesn't work with TSF.");
}
// else {
// if (version == 6) {
gametype = j2.GetGameMode();
// this next block of code doesn't work for reasons unknown
// online = j2.ReadByte(0x58B0C0);
// if (online < 1) {
// j2.Echo("|[BF-System] This hack only works in online play.");
// }
// else {
j2.EchoToSpy("[BF] JJ2 appears to be running 1.23, proceeding with patches.");
if (coopfixenabled == 1) {
j2.EchoToSpy("[BF] Error occured: JJ2 has already been patched.");
j2.Echo("|[BF-Coopfix] Coopfix has already been enabled!");
}
else {
// Area End Of Level
j2.PokeHex(0x439532,6,"90 90 90 90 90 90");
j2.PokeHex(0x439555,1,"EB");
j2.PokeHex(0x439527,1,"02");
// Area End Warp
j2.NOP(0x439661,12);
// Area Revert Morph
j2.NOP(0x4397c8,6);
// Queen Boss
j2.PokeHex(0x423160,1,"02");
j2.PokeHex(0x423168,5,"F0 B7 5D 00 06");
// Swartz Boss
j2.PokeHex(0x422850,12,"C7 05 F0 B7 5D 00 06 00 00 00 90 90");
// End of the block
j2.Echo("[BF-Coopfix] Coopfix has been enabled.");
coopfixenabled = 1;
}
// }
// }
// }
}
Now I have a resit coursework which I'm working on... I have 5 days to finish it but it is coming together... I could have it finished by tomorrow if I rushed so I'm not panicking yet.
I have also been building up my code library... I wrote a simple encryption lib for use in protecting data in game saves... it's not so hard for someone to crack but it will deter most people from trying to edit data :P
greetz :)
UF's PC Parade
All of these have been xmas presents for the last 10 or so years.
A Close Encounter
I still have this cold, just before I begin this entry. Just so you know, all one of you.
Anyways...
Today at lunch I went downstairs to the cafeteria. The cafeteria is always full of complete and utter jerks, mostly people who have just arrived. Since the lineup was too long, I just grabbed a Nutrigrain (tm), gulped it down and exited stage left.
I passed the main hall, and all of a sudden:
"Hey! Hold on, I want to talk to you!"
I turned around to see a fairly attractive girl who was probably about my age. Since I wondered what the hell was going on, I decided to ask her about it.
Me: Why? What do you want?
Her: Nothing - I just want to talk to you! You look cool!
Then it struck me. This wasn't someone I knew. Also, I would be violating the Order of the Geek if I did stop to talk to her. So I used Avoidance Technique Number 1 then and there and put a stop to it.
Me: I'm sorry, I'm in a hurry. *dashes off*
But I'm starting to wonder - was that the right thing to do? I don't know about this since I've already set my sights on someone else. I probably did the right thing.
Sigh....
Anyways, USF fans! I'm working away at two games at the moment - Forsaken 64 and Puyo Puyo Sun. They're quite difficult but I'll eventually figure them out.
...
She was most likely drunk
I've been listening to ADXs on my iPod too, thanks hcs!
Also been trying to port/write an in_cube player for the GP2X but it's mocking me atm...
Current mood: confused
Today I went down to the cafeteria, and did the usual "Screw this, I ain't gonna wait in line" thing and snatched the Nutrigrain from the vending machine. I passed the main hallway and just sat there for a while. Thankfully, you-know-who didn't show up. I proceeded upstairs to the computer where I am writing this.
It's pretty odd that I got noticed yesterday - I am barely ever spoken to by student peers other than "Hello". I'm starting to wonder why I was noticed. So far, I can only assume she was drunk or I was dressing like so:
(see above for the image)
...
She was most likely drunk.
On the agenda for tonight: I'm gonna try porting hcs's ADX player over to the GameBoy Advance. He's ported it over to Rockbox and PokeParadox is attempting to port it over to the GamePark, so I might as well give porting a shot.
(On another note: The vending machine is busted. I inserted $1.50 (exact change) but it spat out 50 cents afterwards. Odd.)
edited 11:46 AM EDT September 21, 2006
Well, last night I *finally* managed to get Fedora installed on my PC, and I hope to transition over to it from now on. Also, I've installed cockbox on my iPod, so I now have the fancy ability to listen to ADXes and play games on the go. Yay!
No news on recent happenings at school, other than I wrote a little program in Turing recently.
(On another note, I am hard at work cracking the Turing SDK and I should be finished by tomorrow.
Current mood: hunted
It was enevitable.
I went downstairs for lunch, and seeing the line was too long, just nabbed the Nutrigrain, got the 50 cents (even though the thing says $1.50) and went outside. A bunch of wiggas walked by but I paid no attention.
Then I went inside, and all of a sudden:
"It's you! Oh my god!"
If you can figure out what is happening here, these are the girls who attacked me earlier (see A Close Encounter). This time, they were in my path, and there was no easy way out of it this time. So I had to talk.
Them: What's your name?
Me: Peter.
Then one of them comes up to me and hugs me. Judging by how her chest felt I swear she was taking growth hormones.
Her: Do you want to be my boyfriend?
Me: HUH!?!
The others: Let him think!
(A few minutes pass.)
The others: Well? Have you made up your mind?
(Growth Hormone Girl hugs me again.)
Me: I'll... I'll think about it.
Another one of their group shows up... lucky me.
Her: Hi! I'm Sarah! Are you Spanish?
Me: No.
Her: German?
Me: NO.
Apparently the girls can't detect the tones in my speech.
Girls: What languages do you speak?
Me: I don't speak any other languages. (This is a lie - I speak some French and Japanese. Don't ask why I do.)
(Growth Hormone Girl hugs me for what might be the 10th time)
GHG: So, have you made up your mind?
Me: I'LL THINK ABOUT IT.
I pray to God, "What have I done to deserve this? Is it because they like my eyes? Is it because I am a geek? Are they just doing this so that they can fuck me? GET ME OUT OF HERE!"
No sooner than when I prayed that a red-haired boy walked up behind the girls. The girls all jumped onto him ("Hi! <3"), leaving me COMPLETELY UNGARDED. This was the chance I was hoping for, and RAN LIKE HELL away from them. I ran up the stairs, screaming, "HELP ME!!! I'M BEING ATTACKED!" (no exaggeration) and went up to the group of girls I actually liked and told them about this. They said, "Just say you already have a girlfriend!"
I'm a fucking geek. Does it look like I do?
Anyways, now that I've run from them twice, they are most likely going to be demanding answers next time.
I hate Day 2.
What are you doing?
*twacks UF with a plank*
stop being spineless >_>
Er, probably not in daily CVS until tomorrow.
edited 3:34 PM EDT September 25, 2006
Stuff that doesn't work:
- My ATI TV tuner (Windows-only device)
- My scanner (Linux doesn't even detect it)
edited 12:44 PM EDT September 26, 2006
Dude, if I were you, I'd test the water, see if maybe there's something in it. Those girls would NOT be acting that way without some sort of outside stimulant. Maybe they're high on Mountain Dew; I know my sister (and one of her friends) can get kinda silly on the caffeine stuff.
Alright. I got attacked by a girl again. This time I was actually lucky as this was over the phone. I had to talk for 30 minutes to get myself out of this. I ultimately decided that since I was near a computer that now was the time to bring out my monstrosity of a weapon - a song called Live Svajklubb. After seven minutes I threatened her again, this time I would play the song in its entirety, and sure enough, she hung up.
(Lucky me)
-daz
Also, latest in my inbox:
Hi. My name is John
Hi
look
be safely gone. And if the thought tortures you a bit, I
job was finishednever realizing of course that as long as
cupful.
buying this bilge-juice on the arm?
Hello, world
//((DWORD*)N64MEM)[0x17DAA8/4]=0x800D8CB8; // Pepper: "Congratulations, Star Fox!" (unused)
//((DWORD*)N64MEM)[0x17DAA8/4]=0x800D8CE8; // Unused text - Pepper inviting Fox
//((DWORD*)N64MEM)[0x17DAA8/4]=0x800D8D18; // Unused text - Fox's refusal to Pepper's offer in the ending
//((DWORD*)N64MEM)[0x17DAA8/4]=0x800D8D48; // Naus: "Preparations for departure complete."
//((DWORD*)N64MEM)[0x17DAA8/4]=0x800D8D70; // Fox: "We'll be off now." (text is unused)
All of this text is *spoken* in the ending, but a majority of it isn't displayed.
I have been cracking away at the text table, and apparently there aren't enough Roman characters to complete a sentence (capitalized or not), so this most likely calls for intensive graphics hacking.
The text is written in 16-bit unflopped blocks. There are more than 700 characters in all. I have found two control codes, and here they are:
0x0009 - Start of string. Text will not be typed without this.
0x0001 - Equal to \n.
A text table would be too much work considering all of the characters the game uses. It's almost as if the graphics programmer just said, "Eh, let's just stick all of these in."
And I have yet to fulfil hcs's request of changing "Fox" to "Fuckface".
It says it's loading the file properly... Well I'll do more checks and such when I have more time, now - sleep :)
The first one I made says "Proud to support Live Svajklubb (Mouser_X doesn't, so it's his loss)". The next one I hope to make says, "I became the youngest xSF ripper at 14, and all I got was this crappy T-Shirt."
Pics:
edited 9:58 PM EDT October 23, 2006
1. An overdose of Cola tea or drinks large enough to be dangerous is highly unlikely.
2. 76 out of 88 people found the following comment useful:-"Now Zoidberg is the popular one!"
HMmmmmm, I jones fairly hard for my next One Piece, but shut the funk up being a spoiled turd about hard work! ASS. Thanks for the effort everyone, if I could translate, I'ld help not whine.
Huh?
- capping Bleach for Rattleman, as always.
- Mac OS X GUI programming in X-Code.
- More Mac OS X stuff, except it relates to audio programming.
What is this all in preparation for? Well, maybe it's for iUSF, a port of everyone's favorite 64th Note to the OS X platform, providing I can compile all this stuff using Wine.
Or perhaps I will just write a DSP decoder port.
See here.
src\driver.c(310) : error C2064: term does not evaluate to a function taking 17021536 arguments
Damn. I must of counted them up wrong. Well, better start again.
ANYWAYS: I got back my report card, and I have a 81.6% average. The science marks suck, but eh, who the hell needs to build fucking rockets?
To whom it may concern:
Our client (Peter Conway) has been instructed to laugh at your letter loudly. Your letter's text is as followes, which is in turn followed by our client's response.
Thank you.
Peter S. Conway Legal Representatives
Proud to fight against idiots since 1995
[quote=Sekum GoldenPirate]1. That wasn't a burn, the touch yourself thing was stupid, and unoriginal
2. U blocked me on MSN, didnt u? :/
3. I aint emo
4. I DONT read hentai...[/quote]
Hello, and thank you for your stupid private message. It appears to consist of a list, which I shall answer in the same format:
1) I found it absolutely hilarious
2) I don't use msn often, it's the most retarded thing since America
3) Then stop asking for attention
4) Explain to me why you've visited Invader Pichu's site five times today, then >_>
On behalf of my legal representatives, I am pleased to tell you that we are about to be passing an act in the House of Commons. This is like your Congress, only our polititians do not suffer from retardation (mostly) and bribes from the MPAA and RIAA. This act entitles me to go to your house and whip you in the ass a thousand times until there is nothing left but a grain of your hip if you send me any more private messages. This bill is currently pending approval from our Prime Minister, and is most likely to fail as the United Nations (which is actually American) does not entitle us as "King of the World." In which case, the best I can do is add you to my "Ignore" list. Further legal complaints can be sent to my reperasentatives (argh, hate typing that word) who have a website at www.lastmeasure.com. (note: lastmeasure.com is a shock site, do not go there)
Last but not least, I got a good kick out of your message. Please send some more and I might just die laughing.
Thanks for your time.
Sir Stupcarp XVI, His Majesty, Who Is Way More Cooler Than You In Every Way
________
Note the billion attacks on America above. This is an attempt at ignorance. If you have a complaint please send feedback to certifiedunknownfile@gmail.com. Thanks!
edited 10:21 PM EST November 11, 2006
